Cake Rap By Joey Gephart (12)
sittin with the shorties
thinkin bout some feedin
you hear that rumblin
its cake I be needin
some people worry
cake makes you fatter
don't mean nothin
when your lickin that batter
gettin out the bowls
heatin up the oven
soon I'll be havin
my great cake lovin
got me two eggs
got me some flour
won't be long now
just about an hour
now I use some shortenin
instead of that lard
turns out my arteries
were starting to get hard
don't forget the powder
don't forget the extract
it's like grandma's recipe
dun just got hacked
one last thing
sugars in the bin
or use the substitute
to keep you lookin thin
now into the oven
watch that clock go roun
lookin in the window
see that top go brown
now for the icing
usin lots of butter
that with the sugar
mixin with each other
now out of the oven
lettin that cake cool
then puttin on the icing
the spatulas my tool
now get a fork
word to your mother.
thinkin bout some feedin
you hear that rumblin
its cake I be needin
some people worry
cake makes you fatter
don't mean nothin
when your lickin that batter
gettin out the bowls
heatin up the oven
soon I'll be havin
my great cake lovin
got me two eggs
got me some flour
won't be long now
just about an hour
now I use some shortenin
instead of that lard
turns out my arteries
were starting to get hard
don't forget the powder
don't forget the extract
it's like grandma's recipe
dun just got hacked
one last thing
sugars in the bin
or use the substitute
to keep you lookin thin
now into the oven
watch that clock go roun
lookin in the window
see that top go brown
now for the icing
usin lots of butter
that with the sugar
mixin with each other
now out of the oven
lettin that cake cool
then puttin on the icing
the spatulas my tool
now get a fork
word to your mother.